Friday, March 13, 2009

Do you want fries with that??...

So yesterday I ended up driving to church by myself. Because.... I wanted to, I was running late, and I was starving. lol! :D Honestly, I hadn't eaten anything all day besides chocolate. :) Not really the healthiest diet, but ya... crazy schedules work out that way sometimes. :P It was good though! Well, until I started shaking. lol! And shaking while you're straitening your hair could prove fatal. Of course, I'm not sure how it could be fatal, but I'm sure someone could manage it! (I mean, hopefully not, but whatever..) ;)

So anyways, I stopped for something quick before I got to church. K, so basically I always thought that "fast-food" meant that you were going to get food.... fast! ummm, basically not! I pull up and there's this really expensive car right in front of me and the lady is waving her arms and talking a mile a minute! (to be quite honest, it was pretty hilarious.. ). But I was supposed to be at church, and whether he's my Dad or not, my Pastor doesn't like it when the pianist is late. lol! :D So. I'm sitting there, hungry, late, frustrated, and watching this woman go on and on into the speaker!

Seriously, how complicated can your order get? She starts tossing her arms into the air (no, the little sandwich boy is not going to toss the lettuce for your burger... forget it, lady.) Then she's rolling her arms around and around... I figured she was either describing the exact consistency of her shake or singing him a rousing chorus of "Rolled Away"... either way, she's crazy... and I'm late. Then it got kind of funny. :D She want a #25. No, no, no. A twennnnttyyyy-five - not thirty five. No, no, no. Twenty-fiiiiiiiiivve - not twenty-nine. K, she's got it - everything's good. Phew. I pull forward and order in like two seconds. (really, it's not that hard. even I can do it, and I'm part blonde! ...well, not really I guess. I used to be though, but whatever.)

Anyways, I'm getting off the subject. So we get up there and she must have thought the little drive through guy was an IRS agent or something, because they discussed the price of her cheeseburger like it was going to impact her whole budget! That's probably the longest time I have ever spent in a drive-thru in my life!

Oh the best part of the story? The whole time I'm behind this special person, I'm looking at the bumper sticker on the back of her car that announces to the world "My Dog Has Class!" LOL! :D Honestly, Lady. You and your dog have class like a polar bear has polka dots. :D

Oh well, such is life I guess. ....well, part of life anyways. It's definitely not all of it, or you'd be visiting me in the looney bin every Saturday night.... or visiting her. Either way, it'd be interesting! :) lol! Well, here's another unique post! Sometimes I wonder how in the world random stuff like this happens to me... :D

Anyways, I hope y'all (ooh, how's that for southern?) have a Happy Day! :D

1 comment:

Jason Hunsicker said...

Ha Ha! I stumbled onto your blog and I read this, and I was laughing so hard. This story is definitely entertaining!